Well this is strange.
I'm Ian. Who the hell are you?
I should just explode.
But I need to shower first.
No one wants to be in a million smelly pieces.
shout out to my friend for picking the most inappropriate background music for her class project on alzheimer’s disease
“somebody that i used to know”
(Source: vocaroo, via yourr-dreamss)
omg at my christmas dinner my cousin was like “pass the peas, by the way im lesbian”
(via yourr-dreamss)
when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
(via yourr-dreamss)
just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people having sex and you’re on the computer by yourself in your room
(Source: angusandjuliastoned, via -transformer)
